Fartz R Us

Now that I am selling actual entertainment products to actual real live people, I am starting to understand that I had absolutely no intuitive grasp of people en masse. What do they want? What is really going to take off? What is really going to piss them off?

Overall, large groups of people, even those with expensive gadgets, will act almost exactly like a toddler. They want bright shiny objects, lots of blinking lights and happy sounds, they want to be told they're awesome, and, more than anything else, they love farts.

My next project: Flashy Ringy McFartenator, where a blinking cartoon monkey sings your praises in farts. Every time you touch him, he giggles. And farts some more.

The more revolutionary technology gets, the more it reveals that people actually haven't advanced emotionally since the stone ages.