Today, I am nursing a rather severe case of the ragies, that minor condition that sometimes afflicts the gentler sex whereby they want to rip everything around them into shreds. I was going to amuse you today with a list of all the things that are pissing me off (noise, computers, people, animals, sunshine, abstract concepts), but realized it was just making me more mad. So instead, here are some bumper stickers.
My pit bull ate your honor student
Daddy's Little Slut
I Y Dick Cheney
I'd rather be f#*%ing Matt Damon
It doesn't take a war to run over a bicyclist
Save the Earth – Eat the Cows!
I'd rather be doing my taxes
Save a tree – eat Ralph Nader
I'd rather be drinking – oh wait, I am!
Chew cud. Because an appendix is a terrible thing to waste.
1 comment:
I have a feeling I know which one DK would like the most... and I'm disturbed in advance... and also very very secretly amused.
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